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The following are the members of the Blurred Productions staff that appear in The Dark Room
| The Author | |
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Position(s):
Webmaster, Columnist, Founder, Editor & Chief Future Occupation(s): Writer, Homeless guy w/ sign First Appearance: TBD Best Know For: Being over weight, Being a slacker |
| The Author is
the founder of Blurred Productions, it's editor &
chief, and the glue that holds the staff of Blurred
Productions together. The staff spends most of it's time
at The Author's house when he's not 'grounded' due to
academic deficiencies. Has the time to maintain the
Blurred Productions website, this site, and Joe's music
website because of his obvious weight problem, lack of
social life, desperate fear of the opposite sex, and a
twisted fear of the sun. Likes raw cookie dough. Find out more about The Author HERE. |
| Psycholarry | |
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Position(s):
Co-Editor & Chief, Columnist Future Occupation(s): Writer, Serial Killer First Appearance: Friday, July 12th 2002 Best Know For: Having the physique of a skeleton, Random burst of laughter |
| Psycholarry
(PL) was the first person to join the Blurred Productions
staff and it's hardest working staff member (besides the
ever-suffering Author). The Author's neighbor and some
would call 'best friend'. Went on a trip to Canada and
returned a changed man. Prone to bizarre rants on
"the geopolitical position of frogs" and other
strange topics. A dangerous and psychotic little man.
Close contact with him is best avoided. Hates Mulligan
with a vengeance. Find out more about Psycholarry HERE. |
| Mulligan | |
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Position(s):
Contributing Writer, Columnist Future Occupation(s): Computer Programmer, Patsy for next big corporate scandal, Road kil; First Appearance: Saturday, July 13th, 2002 Best Know For: Being hit in the eye by random objects thrown by The Author, Ability to take large amounts of bodily harm and surive |
| Mulligan is
the laziest of all the Blurred Productions staff members.
About as smart as a mentally retarded lemming. Prone to
accidents which lead to severe bodily harm. Big fan of
donuts. Completely obvious to PL's repeated attempts on
his life. Best described as "not the most elite of
the Jedi." Find out more about Mulligan HERE. |
| Joe Ferris | |
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Position(s):
"Bah I'm above this crap" Future Occupation(s): Musican, Live in Nannie First Appearance: Friday, July 12th 2002 Best Know For: Mad musical skills |
| Joe Ferris is
NOT a member of the Blurred Productions staff, he's above
the rest of us and our shenanigans. Been friends with
Mulligan since preschool, The Author since kindergarten,
and Psycholarry since the sixth grade. While The Author
sits at home working on this site Joe is out having a
good time. A highly skilled musician, so don't be
surprised to see his name on a billboard in the near
future. Find out more about Joe Ferris HERE. |
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